Oddball
Thoughts

I Want To

I Want To .. I want to wake up in the morning with a smile that is-on my face. And, I want to laugh .. like the very first time it made my ribs hurt. I want to touch the clothes that martians wear. I’ve always wanted to squeeze the Charmin. I want to touch you where I...

Why

Why does a toilet need a seat? Why does a bureau need a knob? And, why does a knob need a screw? And, who knows what goes on in that room after the lights go out? A screw… a washer and … oh my… Why do birds need bees? And, why do bees need seeds? It seems as if Noah...

Meatball Wat

If you’re driving down Military Trail going south from Boynton Beach, it’s easy to miss. The first turn in is just past the post office. If you miss that The next one is just before you turn in for The Girls. No… that’s not a Porn shop but, it sure sounds like one....

Stranger

It was 1969. I was 22 years old. I finished my Army Tour of Duty six months beforehand. Somehow I fell into a small business opportunity sharing the ownership of retail lighting store. My high school’s father owned a wholesale electronics store in NYC. He agreed to...

Eye Contact

I can’t say that I’m the best guy to write about eye contact.  Few people believe this about me but I’m shy.  I think I inherited this trait from my Dad.  He wasn’t much of a talker.  I’m even going so far as to say that my mother probably had to konk him over...